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2003-07-22T13:43:00.000-04:00

THE 700 CLUB DRINKING GAME
Take ONE (1) drink when:
[list]
[*]Someone says "God" or "Jesus"
[*]Someone criticizes the homosexual lifestyle
[*]Someone starts to pray
[*]Someone references the Bible
[*]Someone tries to sell something
[*]The Democrats are blamed for anything
[/list]

Take TWO (2) drinks when:
[list]
[*]Someone criticizes the current political leadership
[*]Any of society's ills are blamed on atheism
[*]Bill Clinton is mentioned
[/list]

Take THREE (3) drinks when:
[list]
[*]Satanic cults are blamed for anything
[*]The Republicans are called "soft" on anything
[/list]

Drink the ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE when:
[list]
[*]Pat Robertson says something intelligent
[/list]

2003-06-06T18:42:00.000-04:00

Original Boski: u need 2 post on ur blog
Original Boski: so ppl dont think ur dead

2003-05-07T05:18:00.000-04:00

2003-04-30T05:45:00.000-04:00

Sorry guys, too much shit has happened recently so im not even going to try and post it all.

May 8th is an important day. That is the day that I finally close on my new house, allowing us to move in. The Maxwell House blowout party will also be happening on the 8th. Probably 2 kegs, hooch, and vodka shots (like last time). Cups are 3 bucks, plz don’t bring cops, etc. Might be having an after party (for those people we know) at the new house if the kegs run dry early at Maxwell.

Here is a picture of me fording a god damn 4 foot deep creek Saturday night. Whoever thinks the Mercedes is a pussy SUV shoulda seen it that night. She tore up that god damn muddy rocky dark trail like it was a drive to soccer practice. Too bad this picture didn’t turn out very well.

I’m probably enrolling in summer school….It’s a good idea. What about the Bahamas damn it?!? There is much to think about on this bueatiful night. Mahalo.

2003-04-30T03:20:00.000-04:00

"This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him too seriously. After West Point and the Priesthood, LSD must have seemed entirely logical to him . . . but there is not much satisfaction in knowing that he blew it very badiy for himself, because he took too many others down with him.

Not that they didn't deserve it: No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding fot three bucks a hit. But their failure is ours, too.

What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped to create . . . a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody-or at least some force-is tending that Light at the end of the tunnel." - Dr. Thompson

actual update to come later on

2003-04-23T01:19:00.000-04:00

MY HEAD! IT BURNS

2003-04-22T18:12:00.000-04:00

Despite the fact that I have nothing worthwhile to post, I'm going to do my best to entertain the masses.
The weekend was filled with tom foolery on an epic scale. Thursday night found me and Fajitas at a ceres sorority function.
It was decent, and I think a chick from it might actually like me(!!!!). Friday night found the entire krew at someone random's house for a kegger.
Fun was had by all and i got a real cute chick's phone number that im going to call tonight if I have any balls. By saturday our travelers were weary and hung over, but we (some of us) still made it to kings island for a day of fun in the sun. Sunday was worthless. Monday was worthless.

Good news! a Jacuzzi in the backyard of my new house is well within reach and is going to happen. We're also going to build a bar in the kitchen, making it the pimpest house ever. Hot tub is going to look alot like this:

It's a pretty simple circular design that does not have those crazy seats sculpeted in. It's just basically a bench all the way around. This is important because its easier to fit 10 drunkards in that way.

Elsewhere in the world, Mike Karounos himself has entered the world of weblogs with his fucked up page. He tries to write like some fucked up hybrid of Hunter S. Thompson (god), and H.P. Lovecraft. GO HERE AND MAKE FUN OF HIM POST HASTE

Thats about all I have to say for now. I'm on my way to my third beer, hopefully something interesting will happen tonight.

2003-04-17T20:03:00.000-04:00

remember kids, when you're short on money, throw parties where you sell alcohol to other kids!

2003-04-17T18:14:00.000-04:00

Well I havnt updated in a while, most likely because I have nothing of interest to post. Maybe ill put something funny up here later

2003-04-13T03:52:00.000-04:00

obligitory "OMG I = DURNK !!!@!$" POST LOL EXTRAVANGANZA PARTY NARD E'RY DAY K THX WTF LOL

2003-04-12T16:53:00.000-04:00

So I bought a house today. Its pretty damn nice. Finished basement, big back yard, mutiple living rooms, 4 bedrooms. We're gunna add a fifth and 5 ppl living there. So far 3 of us have commited, gotta find two more guys, preferably ones who bring over lots of chicks.

Got some pork and watched The Imports play today. Good show fellas, you keep getting better each gig.

In other news, Panjabi MC owns you.

2003-04-12T11:59:00.000-04:00

And now they can be friends again...

2003-04-10T11:07:00.000-04:00

just got done adding links to friend's jorunals....now this place has a more homely feel to it.

2003-04-10T08:25:00.000-04:00

HELLO FUTURE WIFE
Something that has always been missing from my life is a "celeberty crush". Gentlmen, I think ive rectified this situation.
Meet Capt. Kim "Killer Chick" Campbell, A-10 pilot.

This woman is currently in Iraq unleashing absolute hell on whoever choses not to surrender. Here is her weapon, the A-10 Thunderbolt:

This motherfucker is a flying tank. Fittingly, its main job is to kill tanks. Note the absolute badass gatling gun on the front nose. This gatling gun can fire 30mm shells (not bullets) at 3900 rounds per minute. Thats 65 shells a second coming at you, each one capable of blowing through armored vechiles. It can also carry up to 16,000 pounds of bombs and missles. If that wasnt enough, this bird is tough enough to withstand mutiple direct hits from anti aircraft fire. Its a man's airplane. No sissy ass stealth or aircraft dodging finnese can be found here. This bird goes in, kicks ass, and comes out. Its always been one of my favorite planes. AND SOMEWHERE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW THIS HOT CHICK IS KILLING THINGS IN ONE.

So there, I now have an unhealthy obsession with some chick I will never be lucky enough to meet. Do I get to be a standard teenager now? In parting, here's Kim (aka "Killer Chick") inspecting all of the bullet holes inflicted by people who are now most likely dead.

2003-04-10T06:59:00.000-04:00

I just got through reading this thing on bathroom etiquette. Because this is an important issue reflecting us all (and I'm bored as a motherfucker), I’ve decided to weigh in on this crushing issue. Girls might enjoy a little lesson on all the unspoken rules of urinal use that guys have.

Let’s look at a three urinal situation, which will typically be the most common. First rule: if nobody is there; don’t use the middle urinal. The reason for this is because it forces the next guy to be next to you no matter what. So take one of the sides. Now rule two: if you enter and someone is there using a side urinal, go to the other side, leaving the middle open. Here is where I might differ from other people (homophobes). if both sides are taken, go ahead and use the middle one. It aint there to look pretty, and I doubt people are going to be trying to sneak a look at your penis. Now here is another important part of my doctrine: if you start pissing in the middle one and one of the side people finishes, don’t stop pissing and move. It makes you look like a stupid 5th grade homophobe. Just get over it for 30 seconds and piss. Also, people that wont use urinals are dumbasses. In a 4 or more urinal situation, the same rules can be used. Just remember to never willingly start pissing right next to someone if there is another urinal open. Class dismissed.

2003-04-09T22:14:00.000-04:00

SCARIEST (edit: funniest) PICTURE EVER

2003-04-09T07:31:00.000-04:00

Going to bed it 10 is fun because it means you can wake up at 5. I’ve got some stuff to do today, and hopefully I won’t drop the ball. Get to look at more houses today!

-let’s go ahead and start hyping the Maxwell house blowout party,coming to you in early may. Note: we might be making this a semi closed party, aka you have to be able to name one of the residents or one of the band members (and maybe some other “key personalities”) at the door or you don’t get in..,. We’re looking into this to prevent structural collapse of the building. Cups will cost money as always, but 3-4 bucks isn’t much considering what you get in return. Everyone knows we throw the best parties and this will be no exception...

-In other news I’m getting depressed because of this fucking weather… BRING BACK LAST WEEK’S WEATHER YOU BASTARDS!

-Baghdad is falling, looting and celebration in the streets. Jesus Christ we just took over a country losing less than 200 people. That is fucking IMPRESSIVE.

2003-04-08T08:19:00.000-04:00

I enjoy a lot of Michael Moore’s stuff. Its all a little too left for my tastes, but it is still enjoyable stuff. Bowling for columbine was pretty interesting, and at times it tried to discuss some valid points. On the other hand, there were alot of things in it that were amazingly biased. Here is an interesting web page about the “creative editing” done for the movie.

http://www.hardylaw.net/Truth_About_Bowling.html

2003-04-08T05:17:00.000-04:00

2003-04-08T05:04:00.000-04:00

tonight i learned a non-diabetic person can eat (not inject) 30 units of insulin and not die!

2003-04-07T02:52:00.000-04:00

watching the 3rd infantry division take baghdad on live TV. this is the most bueatiful moment in the history of telivision news, and I have to stay up watching it alone.

split screen: iraqi info minister on one side and american tank comlumn on the other. The minister of info keeps saying the americans are lying and arent in baghdad, while the live TV shows them at palaces, monuments, and other things.

Correspondent to soldier, "So the Iraqi minster of information doesn't think you're winning or even here, what do you have to say to that?"

Soldier, "Well, he's right across the street over there so I'll go talk to him about that"

so far this city is going FAR easier than even I predicted. And im a military optimist.

2003-04-07T00:46:00.000-04:00

Come back karounos!!! we still love you!!! you're always welcome in this apartment.

4/6 never forget

2003-04-06T18:56:00.000-04:00

my sleep cycle has now been completly destroyed. Had a pretty good time last night though.
As Hoot would say, today we start a whole new week. That is all.

2003-04-05T19:52:00.000-05:00

HEY KAROUNOS:

2003-04-05T17:29:00.000-05:00

cry me a river!

2003-04-05T17:11:00.000-05:00

Friday night we met at the maxwell house, piled into the keg equiped "party van", and drove to centre college. The party stil had not started when we got there, so in the meantime we did some serious damage to the keg. In fact our little troupe managed to kill it.

The party was hoppin, the band was good, and a good time was had by all.

Braving DEADLLY RAINSTORMS OF DOOM, we managed to get back to lexington around 3:30. I had to return the van around 5. Nobody took pictures so uh,,,,,

today i have no plans. still wanna go white water kayaking though

2003-04-03T03:55:00.000-05:00

To whomever told me ill never figure out the meaning of life by reading Sports Illustrated. Take this!

“The meaning of life isn’t gnashing our bicuspids over what comes after death but tasting the tiny moments that come before it.” – Rick Reilly

after you’ve thought about that one for a while, have a look at this:

2003-04-02T22:07:00.000-05:00

hay guyz wuts going on in this pictu....

2003-04-02T21:57:00.000-05:00

So mike D see's this add for the X-10 portable camera:

and this is his take on what they're talking about.

2003-04-01T17:14:00.000-05:00

Lets check up with our good buddy Hunter S. Thompson, and what he thinks of that unspeakable event on saturday.

"...But so is that human wrecking ball, Dwyane Wade from Marquette, who almost single-handedly destroyed Kentucky, which was so weakened and brutalized by it's narrow escape against Wisconsin that they didn't have a chance two days later against that Jesuit gang from Milwaukee -- despite being a bullish 11-point favorite, which I nervously gave and almost immediately regretted, when Kentucky's team-leader and court-quarterback, Keith Bogans, went down with a high ankle sprain after 15 minutes and only five points. Bogans was finished after that, and so was Kentucky. The Great Wall of bluegrass collapsed like cheap plaster. Without Bogans ... needless to say, I took a nasty beating. Mahalo.

On any other day, a tragedy like that would have plunged me into a coma for three or four weeks, or even years, but this time, I was over it in less than 20 hours, and now I can barely remember the score. "

2003-04-01T03:36:00.000-05:00

The ridiculously powerful United States military descends upon not so powerful Iraq to “free its people” and “get rid of a ruthless dictator”. There are plenty of reasons to be for or against this, so I’ll try to work through them in a hopeless attempt to decide if I’m pro or anti war.

PRO: Saddam Hussein really is a bad dude, and given the chance, he’d do all kinds of terrible things to the US and Israel and his own people. Nobody is really against removing him from power; it’s just the context with which we are doing it that brings protest.

CON: Congratulations US, you just let the UN de-evolve back into the League of Nations. By telling them to go fuck themselves on multiple occasions and without the support of Security Council nations, we basically shat in the face of international law. Of course we claim that we have a mandate from past resolutions, but it doesn’t matter. UN member nations are still staunchly against this, and we ignored them. One must remember Iraq shits on the UN even more than we do, but two wrongs never make a right.

PRO: We remove another nation whose leader despises us. The problem is, this might cause other nations to hate us even more. And remember, terrorists blew us the fuck up in the first place to protest US military presence in the Middle East (among other things). Sending in half a million more soldiers aint going to soothe the waters there. In fact, I should have made this a con.

CON: We put US soldiers at risk. Now, for the US, losing 500 men in this war would be a tragedy. In the time it’s taken me to write this we’ve probably killed 500 Iraqis, so it’s all relative. Regardless, this “nightmare” casualty rate of .001% could be easily realized if we have to take Baghdad by force. Nothing is worse than street to street fighting, and although we are good at it, you inevitably lose people. Expect Iraq to do things like shield its snipers by having children lay on top of them, or use other children to run out into the streets to point out US positions. All of this has been done before in Somalia, Beirut, and other places we’ve stuck our noses.

Ok, so this isn’t World War II, there won’t be a draft, and the chances of you knowing somebody that dies in it are roughly the same as getting mauled by dogs on the way to the bathroom, but just because we don’t feel the effects here, doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Lots of people are dying, mostly ignorant Iraqi troops who are convinced an evil empire is coming to rape their women and torture them. (Remember: not everyone gets CNN)
Their lives aren’t any less valuable than ours, and I just wish they would fucking give up. Iraq stands no chance, so they either surrender or die. I’m done with all this nonsense for now and I doubt anybody read it anyway. Just remember to fucking vote democrat in the next election.

2003-03-31T19:51:00.000-05:00

"bitches aint nothin but ho'z and tricks"

2003-03-31T19:49:00.000-05:00

Long ass weekend with too much to put in one update, so ill do it in a super-fly bulleted list!

-Friday had people at my dads, nice little "get together"

-Saturday the world as this town knows it came to an end with UK falling to marquette.

-Saturday night I joined my fellow UK faithfull by forcing our dispair into the dephts of an alcohlic induced coma.

-Sunday kinda/sorta cleaned sticks out of Jackie's yard. We left the bulk of it for next weekend.

-Monday was spent finishing one book and almost finishing another. "Kingdom of Fear" By Hunter S. Thompson was awesome, and "Inside Delta Force" is not failing to dissapoint either.

-I just returned to my apartment expecting the normal cadre of people, instead i find darkness, and an underwear clad mike d in his room obsessively burning CDs.

-Still not over UK losing, so font fucking talk to me about it.

2003-03-27T21:56:00.000-05:00

UK wins in a game that was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to close. After the game we "rioted" on the front porch, drawing the attention of the cops in under 20 minutes, now its 10 and im bored because its thursday and this is my "stay up late" night

2003-03-27T11:56:00.000-05:00

ARGH STUPID FUCKING BINDER PIECE OF SHIT MOT?HER FUCKER BRIEF TACO SLEIGH RIDING MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU JAM UP ON ME ONE MORE TIME AND DESTROY THE ORIGIONAL COPY OF THE BRIEF SO I HAVE TO FUCKING DRIVE TO FRANKFORT TO GET THE JUDGE TO RESIGN A NEW COPY MOTHERBITCH SHITFUCKING GODA A GRnaghpaienr4ghbiplARGaeNKLAERNKL:AENHGKLAERNHlKGHNAo

In other news: Billy's barbeque for lunch cures all ills.

2003-03-27T08:51:00.000-05:00

shit woke up late,,,,but not too late.

time to countdown to basketball

2003-03-26T17:24:00.000-05:00

Bought "Kingdom of Fear" by Hunter Thompson, good stuff....allready about halfway through it.

They're saying that a colum of over 1000 iraqi republican guard armored vechils are moving across the desert to engage the US 3rd armored infantry division, and Im freaking out, but not for the reason some of you are. The US 3rd division alone could take over the entire fucking middle east, and these poor Iraqi bastards are coming out of Bagdad to engage it in direct combat? Hence why Im freaking out, unless this is one of the worst military moves of all time, the iraquis gotta have something up their sleves... WMD anybody? Of course, never underestimate how fucking stupid a big ego will make you, Sadam might actually be convinced he can engage us in the open. Fun stuff.

Rumor has it it's susposed to SNOW this weekend? This better be a dirty lie or attempt to get me to kill myself.

2003-03-25T10:15:00.000-05:00

Here i sit with a signed blank check from my firm's general account. Time to go buy a porsche and high tail it to mexico before they notice anything.
Also, what a bueatiful fucking day.

PS: im susposed to have this check dont call cops plz k thx

2003-03-25T06:31:00.000-05:00

Now that Im taking a break from this research shit i completly forgot about until 2 hrs ago, Lets see what god himself has to say about Kentucky basketball...

“I have already bet heavily on Kentucky against the field -- at odds I see no need to disclose, at this moment, except to say that if my Bluegrass people do win the national title this year, I will be flying into Las Vegas on my own jet plane for the next heavyweight fight, or maybe just for a spectacular orgy at the Palms. We will see.” - Hunter S. Thompson

2003-03-25T04:58:00.000-05:00

here's the only picture of the entire new orleans crew at once that I could find. Id just like to say that I did an amazing job of avoiding incriminating pictures, of course this also means that random people looking through the pictures think I stayed in the hotel the entire time.

EDIT: ugh i need web hosting, stay tuned for all the pics, in the meantime www.charliechrisman.com has plenty of stuff to look at.

2003-03-25T04:30:00.000-05:00

Romantic or Misogynist? At this point in my young inexperienced life, I feel I could go either way. In one way there is nothing more satisfying than being with a girl and having feelings for her that stretch beyond physical attraction. On the other hand, this opens up a huge weakness. You’re giving someone the ability to mentally harm you, be it by cheating on you, dumping you, using you, or whatever. I possess no immature illusions about long term commitment, but I genuinely enjoy the kind of close relationship which can sometimes end up hurting you. Is there a better feeling in the world than sleeping/cuddling with someone you really care about? What about the smile that you get by meerly talkting to them on the phone? Is there a worse feeling in the world than losing someone you care about?

What I do know is that I’m tired of “the game”. As fun as it is to go out drinking and looking for that one night hookup, it gets old after time. Not too long ago, I was so afraid of exposing myself to being hurt that I passed up some opportunities that might have turned into relationships. There’s nothing I can do about that now, but I look into the future wondering if I can change. From my perspective, I really want a relationship. Of course, actually getting into one is a completely different story. The pessimist in me constantly reminds that no matter how good a relationship gets, it will always end, sometimes very messily. There’s also that whole commit-a-phobe thing that we all suffer from at this point in our lives.

To conclude what has turned out to be a really angsty/gay post, Id just like to say that I’m perpetually aware that I’m young, immature, and have a lot of growing up to do. I’m not looking for someone to marry or any bullshit like that; just you’re standard semi-serious relationship. It’s also a good sign when the only thing you really have to complain about is problems with the opposite sex. Life is good.

2003-03-24T02:19:00.000-05:00

*****AFTERMATH*****

this spring break had it all. Sun, Fun, Booze, Boobs, Drama, Boats, Diving, Booze, Basketball, Swimming, Booze, and a whole lot more.

Thursday through monday morning were spent at the SEC tourney in New Orleans, which UK won. Monday afternoon through sunday morning were spent in miami, which
turned out to be a pretty good time as well. Plenty of incriminating and cool pictures to come when I get more time.

2003-03-11T03:28:00.000-05:00

Miami here I come motherfucker!
So far its Jackie, Erin, Nick, and me, with Karounos as a possible dark horse

2003-03-10T13:22:00.000-05:00

I went to circuit court today during motion hour to research a case. There were about 30 people waiting in line at the metal detector. The sheriff waves me through, so I did not have to go through the detector or wait in line. Damn I’m cool.

BREAKING NEWS: Just found out I can miss work all next week if I want… I might end up going to Miami after all.

2003-03-10T02:45:00.000-05:00

***POST WEEKEND MONSTER UPDATE***

-Saturday night I went to a movie and perkins with Jackie, then we channel surfed on the couch. Sunday went to mall with Jackie, then we ate pizza and played pool, then hung out.

-New Orleans gets closer by the day… and now some folks want me to fly into Miami and chill for a week. Not sure if I can handle that or not, we’ll see.

-Quote of the year thus far: “I can do that myself” – Mike Karounos. You figure it out.

I’m gunna read some FYAD for a while to unwind, then decide if I’m sleeping before work in the morning. I have to announce to my boss that im cutting back my hours. Another law firm offered me a shitload more money to do some work for them. I think Karounos will be replacing some of my hours, Ill probably give him some training or whatever this week.

2003-03-08T17:13:00.000-05:00

UK goes 16-0 in the SEC, that’s in most ways more impressive than winning the national championship. It takes a lot more consistency to field a team that can win in this tough conference 16 fucking times without a letup.

In other news, last night was pretty fun. Party hopped and such. Dunno whats up tonight.

2003-03-07T20:10:00.000-05:00

Since my last update, I’ve attended a monster blowout of Vandy, led the charge in a court battle worthy of law and order, and drank a coke.

UK is for real this year, Florida game is tomorrow, all fans represent by showing up at the Maxwell house to watch. The weather today was great.

LEGAL UPDATE: prosecution offers me 50 fucking dollar fine with nothing else. Refusing that would either make me a complete asshole or the stupidest person ever, probably both. Their previous offer: 800 dollar fine w/ 100 hrs community service, 5 year minimum on my record, and some class. It’s amazing what talking to people can accomplish.

Tonight is Friday night, and we’re just gunna chill and maybe run up on some parties. The grain alcohol is challenging me to a duel. Don’t know who all is coming over, we’ll just wait and see.

I have nothing really worth complaining about, except getting no sleep lately.

2003-03-03T15:08:00.000-05:00

http://asia.cnn.com/video/world/2001/06/01/tank.low.ram?embed=true
this is a real man.

2003-03-03T14:05:00.000-05:00

Stats from Saturday’s party: We roughly spent 290 on booze, and made 250 of it back. Both kegs were floated by about 1 AM, and the 2 1.75’s of vodka and 3 5ths of everclear were all gone before then.

-My thanks to the band for putting on another great show, and for everyone that showed up (all 200 of you). We will out do ourselves when I get a bigger house.

After getting 2 hours of sleep I marched into work at 8 AM, and got a bunch of shit done. Now I’m trying to keep busy and awake so I don’t fuck up my sleep cycle.

Tomorrow morning is my evidentiary hearing, AKA suppression hearing. I’ve spent a lot of time researching this, and with the help of a few actual lawyers, I’m real confident in my case. Regardless, I’m still nervous as hell. Losing would suck pretty badly, and the ego boost of fucking the police would be lessened immensely. I won’t be going to jail if I lose, but this is still very important to me.

I guess ill explain the situation to those random people that don’t know what I’m talking about. I was arrested for Alcohol Intoxication. I wasn’t very drunk at all, but that’s a different story. Anyway, during the “Search incident to arrest”, the officer pulled my wallet out of my pocket, opened it, and found my fake ID.

Of course what he didn’t know is I had been making a hobby out of studying fourth amendment case law. I told him as soon as he opened my wallet that he was breaking the law. I don’t feel like explaining the entire situation, but ill try and upload a memo I wrote detailing my case. Basically, he was not allowed to open my wallet during the search incident to arrest. If I get it suppressed, it’s like he never found it, clearing me of the charge completely.

If the judge rules from the bench tomorrow in my favor, expect a small celebration.

2003-03-03T13:44:00.000-05:00

So what’s the purpose of one of these? The most obvious would be a form of release. Writing about the shit on your mind can be very therapeutic. I can talk about whatever shit I want to announce to the world. Things people normally don’t care about will be gleefully digested by the masses of faithful journal readers, all 3 of them. I can act like a complete overemotional pussy and fit in perfectly.... Or I can talk about things at work that I think are cool but nobody really cares about that much.

Perhaps more intriguing to me is who might be reading this….Ill put it in my profile, and everybody reads other people’s profiles when they are bored. People I haven’t talked to in forever, or never talked to at all might read and be slightly entertained. Anyways, for whatever reason, I’m going to give this a try.

2003-03-03T13:33:00.000-05:00

So after trying every combination of "Zerga" "Alex" and "Journal", along with random numbers, and being told every one was already in use, I entered a completly random combo of letters and numbers. Thats ok, you all can remember msafae2352..........right?........fuck.